
By Matthew Erickson
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Predict my boredom.
Classic Dick turned sub-par Nick.
Can the editor.
Semi Pro
Will sports a nice Fro’
a few laughs, but no guffaws
No certain slam dunk.
And the late night cable pick is…
Jeepers Creepers
Jeepers needs peepers,
Monster has wings, yet drives truck.
What? There’s a sequel?
There you have it, more Movie Review Haiku’s. All you need to know about a movie in 17 syllables.
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