By Carlos Ascencio
Next is an action movie with a twist. Cris Johnson (Cage) can see two minutes in to the future and uses his powers to protect his new girlfriend Liz (Biel) and evade FBI agent Callie (Moore) from capturing him in order to stop a nuke from going off on American soil.
First of all, [...]
14
Mar
By Jake Dee
Director: Tomm Coker & David Elliot
Starring: Shannyn Sossamon, Alecia Moore
Released: 2007
What is it with pop recording artists going Hollywood? They all can’t be thespians at heart, can they? Because that would be a hell of a way to get into the business of your dreams, devoting years of your life for [...]
14
Mar
By Andrea Baylis
It was one of those nights when had I read the entire internet. Twice. I was bored with the movies I own. I was bored with all my glorious cable television channels. And I was sure there wasn’t a damn thing on. That’s when I discovered Attack of the Mushroom People for free [...]
14
Mar
By Andrea Baylis
Zigga zig huh. That’s what they said. Posh, Baby, Scary, Ginger and Sporty: those spunky English girls called Spice and their big f***ing shoes. All sparkly and spandexed and with aerosol galore, as of this writing the Spice Girls are no more. And although the zigga zig huhs made no sense, we listened. [...]
14
Mar
Nattalie Crawford
I’m sorry right now for anyone offended by these next few paragraphs. If you don’t like it…Don’t read it…
I am completely disturbed right now by a film I just watched. It is a documentary called Jesus Camp. For those of you who have never heard of it before it is a film about kids [...]
14
Mar
By Matthew J Erickson
Blade bites, blood gushes.
Why say it when you can sing?
No more pie thank you.
Tim Burton’s latest project with muse, Johnny Depp, takes the idea of being a musical into another stratosphere. Hardly a phrase is uttered that is not sung.
5
Mar
By Chad Jarrah
5
Mar
By Margaret Andrews
The first time I saw Alan Rickman, he played the evil black-haired Sheriff of Nottingham in Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves. His aura of eeriness insinuated itself into my soul. When I saw him play the sad and tragic widower in Truly, Madly, Deeply, I still felt the creep factor, even with blond [...]
5
Mar
By Jake Dee
Director: Mark L. Lester
Starring: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Rae Dawn Chong
Released: 1985
After achieving a glimpse of notoriety in the late seventies with the documentary Pumping Iron, Arnold Schwarzenegger quickly became a mainstay on the big screen as a macho, brutish tough guy. With his physical prowess exploited in early works like Red Sonja and [...]
5
Mar
By Jake Dee
Director: Barry Sonnenfeld
Starring: Robin Williams, Jeff Daniels
Released: 2006
RV, a live action cartoon of a movie, is the latest offering by Barry Sonnenfeld, the director whose given us such off the wall family fare as Men in Black and the Addam’s Family films. It stars Robin Williams as a bumbling techno-corporate type, a [...]
5
Mar
By James Fagan
No surprise here, this movie rocks your face off. If you have a problem with that, if you don’t like your face being rocked right off of your head, then just don’t go.
Step Up works just like porn. Get from one dance scene to the other with as little complicated a plot as [...]
5
Mar
By Chad Jarrah
This movie had so many things going against it when I first popped the tape into the VCR, that it couldn’t be any good. The first of these problems was exactly that: I had to pop a tape into a VCR. I had not used a VCR in so long, that when I [...]