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Apr

Steve Haikutenberg, feat. John Leguizamo and George Clooney

Posted by editor  Published in Haiku

By Matthew Erickson
Here is another batch of those movie reviews in the form of Haiku.
Summer Of Sam
New York gripped in fearas sun and Sam take their toll.
Neither good nor bad.

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21

Apr

Jake sips the De-Rutginated THE HITCHER remake, finds it is brewed with a less potent Bean

Posted by editor  Published in Action, Horror, Thriller

By Jake Dee
Director: Dave Meyers
Starring: Sean Bean, Sofia Bush
Released: 2007
So I’m scraping my way through channels late night and I see The Hitcher listed. I’m like rad, Rutger Hauer is bad ass, even if only a mere five foot three (he’s listed as 6′1″ on imdb, but I can’t buy that). So [...]

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21

Apr

Andrea does 40 Days and 40 Nigh–I mean 30 DAYS OF NIGHT with Josh Hartnett

Posted by editor  Published in Horror, Thriller

By Andrea Baylis
                              For the girls: Josh Hartnett looking cute all rosy cheeked and bundled up
                              For the boys: bloodthirsty vampires (but no naked chicks or beer)
                              For the ladies: a hint of a romance gone south
                              For the dudes: an ax and a couple other fun big boy toys
I confess, I had been wanting to see this [...]

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20

Apr

Andrea makes DIRTY LOVE: No, it ain’t your daddy’s porno

Posted by editor  Published in Comedy, Romance

By Andrea Baylis
I really kind of hate myself for liking a Jenny McCarthy movie.
A coworker loaned me a copy of this movie and I was reluctant to watch. As soon as the dreaded words Jenny McCarthy were uttered, I squished up my nose and thought, ‘No effing way.’ She’s the annoying large-breasted cackling blonde gal [...]

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18

Apr

Chad pins a corsage of shame on Prom Night

Posted by editor  Published in Horror, Thriller

By Chad Jarrah
“Oh my God, I couldn’t believe that happened at the end!”
- Chad Jarrah
“The killer was so creepy; that guy freaked me out through the whole movie.”
- Chad Jarrah
“A rip roaring thriller! You’ll jump out of your seat so much, you’ll wish the theater had seat belts!”- Chad Jarrah

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16

Apr

A Tale of Two Dannys

Posted by editor  Published in Lil' Picture Show

The Lil’Picture ShowBy Jonathan Frey
Click on Danny’s futuristically enhanced revolver for video fun.

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12

Apr

We Got an APB on a “He… Man…”

Posted by editor  Published in Lil' Picture Show

The Lil’Picture ShowBy Jonathan Frey
Click on Courteney Cox’s addled terror for a PSA Video.

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12

Apr

MacRuther & Haiku: Episode 91 - The Haiku D’état

Posted by editor  Published in Haiku

By Matthew Erickson
Hello, here are a few more of those snappy little movie review haikus. First up is a block of Quentin Tarantino flicks:
Jackie Brown
Pam Grier got it still
Quentin Caper deftly wove
soultastic soundtrack

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7

Apr

Jake breaks FIREWALL only to find out it was protecting suck

Posted by editor  Published in Crime, Drama, Thriller

By Jake Dee
Director: Richard Loncraine
Starring: Harrison Ford, Paul Bettany
Released: 2006
What has become of Harrison Ford? Han Solo, Indiana, Rick Deckard, I mean the guy was the 80s quintessence of cool, bad ass on screen personae. I bet if one looks hard enough, they can trace the roots of his downfall right at that cutesy [...]

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6

Apr

Chad does Underwater Adventures - Diagnosis: Delightful!

Posted by editor  Published in For Infants

By Chad Jarrah
‘Baby Genius: Underwater Adventures, I am gonna tear you apart!’ That was my thought as I opened the case to this educational DVD for infants. I’ve always been opposed to the fictional characters of children’s television with their strange subliminal agendas. In any other context of life when you see purple dinosaurs and [...]

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3

Apr

Jake takes us well into the After Hours (1985)

Posted by editor  Published in Comedy, Thriller

By Jake Dee
Director: Martin Scorsese
Starring: Griffin Dunne, Rosanna Arquette
Released: 1985
Marty Scorsese’s work is synonymous with a dark, gritty realism. Usually steeped in the crime or gangster genre, Scorsese actually takes many of his cues from one of the originators of independent cinema John Cassavetes, where themes and characters transcend category; instead representing an honest [...]

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3

Apr

Movie Review Haikus IV: Haiku Vs. Mecha-haiku

Posted by editor  Published in Haiku

By Matthew Erickson
Here are a couple more Movie Review Haikus for you….
Lawrence of Arabia
Epic in all sense.
Sandstruck Brit get Arab Tribes
To fight for self rule.

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3

Apr

Young Einstein (1988): Chad sifts through the bull

Posted by editor  Published in Comedy

By Chad Jarrah
Albert Einstein was a German-born physicist. He was really smart. Young Einstein grew up in Tasmania, had a squeaky voice and was obsessed with apples. He was really annoying. I know this movie was purposefully inaccurate from a historic point of view, and I am fine with that, but at least make up [...]

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