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Movie Review Haikus IV: Haiku Vs. Mecha-haiku

Posted by editor  Published in Haiku

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By Matthew Erickson

Here are a couple more Movie Review Haikus for you….

Lawrence of Arabia
Epic in all sense.
Sandstruck Brit get Arab Tribes
To fight for self rule.

Election
High School civics farce.
Teach can’t stop teen girl despot.
Funny Flick to pick.

Sorry for the slim pickins this week folks. I was going to write a haiku about American Psycho 2, but could not even get through twenty minutes of it before shutting it off in disgust. Even the Bill Shatner could not save that debacle.

William Shatner lives in a greenhouse. The only way he gets his sustenance is when a kindly old lady visits and sprinkles water on his face and open mouth. When the lady passes away, so too will the Shatner.
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