By Matthew Erickson
Dah De Dah Dah, Dah De dah….
Indiana is back, and this time he has a kid.
It is time to pull your commemorative hat and whip out of the “special room” that you and your wife set up after the kid went to college and get your behind to the nearest theater to catch Indiana Jones and the The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. When I first heard the news that Steven, George and Harry were actually planning to film a sequel after twenty years, I nearly wet myself in anticipation. Then, I scratched my head for five long minutes as I pondered the title. What on earth could the old fellow be up to? I decided to brush up on my Indiana-ology before the big event by watching all three of the previous Indiana Jones sagas.
Here are the Movie Review Haikus that I wrote for them…
Indiana Jones and the…
Raiders of the Lost Ark
Whip, gun and a hat,
World meets Indiana Jones
Changed Action Genre.
Temple of Doom
Call him Doctor Jones!
Hold on to your potatoes!
Fortune and Glory.
Last Crusade
Jones becomes “junior”
when teamed with dad to find cup
and battle Nazis.
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