30
Jul
By Matthew Erickson
Here are some more Movie review Haikus schlepped from this summers latest crop of wanna be blockbusters. Hold on to your hat Curtis, lest it be blown away.
Indiana Jones 4
Que Song , Roll it Steve!
For sixty, Indy moves well.
Spacemen? come on George.
Director: Ernest Dickerson
Starring: Adam Sandler, Damon Wayans
Released: 1996
By Jake Dee
It’s safe to say Adam Sandler has done pretty well for himself. Over the past decade or so, the humble SNL alum has transcended into mega movie star status, recently sharing screen time with Hollywood heavyweights like Don Cheadle in Reign Over Me and Jack [...]
4
Jul
By Jake Dee
It had been awhile since I last watched Robert Rodriguez’s camping trip to the cheese factory; his unabashed b-movie homage The Faculty, released in 1998. It’s a pretty bad but watchable flick about a deadly alien specie overtaking a Texas high school. Zeke (Hartnett), a smart but two-time senior spearheads a [...]
4
Jul
By Chad Jarrah
When my cousin told me the premise behind Idiocracy, I nodded in approval. Why have I never heard of this movie? When I watched the old trailer for this movie on YouTube, I laughed, and again, I questioned myself: How could I have no recollection of having ever heard or seen anything about [...]