By Matthew Erickson
Here are some more Movie review Haikus schlepped from this summers latest crop of wanna be blockbusters. Hold on to your hat Curtis, lest it be blown away.
Indiana Jones 4
Que Song , Roll it Steve!
For sixty, Indy moves well.
Spacemen? come on George.
The Strangers
Liv’s panties are off,
middle of night and nowhere,
don’t get door dummy!
The Incredible HULK
Bruce tries to run, hide
but “the man” finds Mister Green.
“Hulk Smash!” voiced by Lou.
The Happening
M. Night’s first “R” film
happens to have thrills, chills and
head scratching ending.
Just a little side note: My girlfriend hates it when I refer to M. Night Shyamalan as M Night Shama lama ding dong.
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