Enchanted Review

By Navy Navarro

You can imagineer the meeting at Disney^TM on this one. As usual, the suits put on their Mickey Mouse^TM ears and sit around a big cauldron to stir up trouble. Also as usual, they start by looking at what they already own and can squeeze more money© out of. So they look again at the Disneyland^TM rides: Pirates^TM, Haunted House^TM, Mr. Toad^TM, etc., and somebody eventually says, “What about Cinderella^TM©? We haven’t trotted her out in awhile.” “And New York^TM–we own New York City^TM now, don’t forget.” So they come up with a story putting Cinderella^TM© in Times Square^TM.

The result is half-decent, except towards the end, where it resembles Ghostbusters, which Disney^TM does not own (as of press time–stay tuned) and Susan Sarandon is always worth seeing, especially when she’s playing “wicked.” (Hey, SS, gimme a call, willya?)

Anyway Disney^TM, in the interest of saving time, here are some other possible holiday movies:

Grumpy^TM finds himself as Chairman of the FCC.

Tinkerbell^TM suddenly finds himself (herself?) owning a large chunk of the US Senate and a significant portion of the House.

Goofy, Pluto and Pals^TM hire on as company goons, busting heads of union organizers.

The unsuspecting populace of a large, industrialized nation^TM finds itself enslaved within a strange “amusement^TM” park.

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