The 98th Annual Bi-mon Haiku-athon

By Matthew Erickson

Here is another trio of movie review haikus…

La Vie En Rose
France’s first popstar’s
troubled life, cut short, shown through
run-around flashbacks.

Chumscrubber
Pills, teens, suicide
busy parent drink too much
It’s the suburbs.

Thumbsucker
A sensitive teen
with embarrassing habit
takes steps to grow up.

Wait a minute, thats not it. This week and this week only I have a bonus movie review haiku for you from a movie that I actually went to the theater and paid ten bucks to see…

Iron Man
A funny thrill ride.
Jr’s bounce back makes one ask
is he made of steel?

Sometimes Thumbsuckers and Chumscrubbers party with Tubthumpers and everyone tries each other’s sh*t.

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