By Jonathan Frey                                                                                                                                                        

I will spare you the fanfare for this inaugural installment of THE TIPPY TOP, a recurring and possibly regular Top [insert number here] feature here at LameMovies.net, suffice it to say that, had not Fred Savage grown into a reasonably attractive man in recent years, I would still be operating under the circa 1989 assumption that he’s just a petite, card-carrying Mensa member and fought in Vietnam. Dude’s precocious.

Alright, someone’s going to hurt thems-selves if I don’t let this sweaty beast of a list out toot sweet.

This will be a Top One list.

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By Matthew Erickson

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Predict my boredom.
Classic Dick turned sub-par Nick.
Can the editor.

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By Jonathan Frey

This year the Academy Awards, or Oscars, are celebrating their 80th anniversary. 80th! Who would want to watch old crap like that? Is it you? Do you like to watch this old crap, Pa or Ma Kettle? The show needs to be remade, preferably by some young upstart who cut his teeth on shooting Nickelback videos and hasn’t been castrated by banal Old Hollywood thinking. I’m looking right at you, Louis J. Horvitz and Errol Morris, directors of the 74th Annual Academy Awards. God that was a bad year.

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By Jonathan Frey

“You wanna get nuts? Come on! Let’s get nuts!”
                                     - Michael Keaton in Batman
                                       and, some say, in real life

The lights. The live studio audience. The backstage pre-show pep rallies orchestrated by Penny Marshall. Cocaine. And James Belushi. I’ve made it, but how did I get here?

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