By Chad Jarrah
‘Baby Genius: Underwater Adventures, I am gonna tear you apart!’ That was my thought as I opened the case to this educational DVD for infants. I’ve always been opposed to the fictional characters of children’s television with their strange subliminal agendas. In any other context of life when you see purple dinosaurs and creepy grown men wearing bright colors, singing and dancing with toddlers, you think of bad acid trips and child molesters. The only exception to this rule is in children’s programming. That’s why as I turned to the back of the DVD case and looked upon the likes of Vinko the Dancing Bear and Oboe the Monkey, I saw my chance to take aim at one of these culprits: The evil dynasty of Baby Genius.
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