By Matthew Erickson

Here are some more Movie review Haikus schlepped from this summers latest crop of wanna be blockbusters. Hold on to your hat Curtis, lest it be blown away.

Indiana Jones 4
Que Song , Roll it Steve!
For sixty, Indy moves well.
Spacemen? come on George.

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By Matthew Erickson

Dah De Dah Dah, Dah De dah….

Indiana is back, and this time he has a kid.

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By Matthew Erickson

Here is another trio of movie review haikus…

La Vie En Rose
France’s first popstar’s
troubled life, cut short, shown through
run-around flashbacks.

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By Matthew Erickson

Here is another batch of those movie reviews in the form of Haiku.

Summer Of Sam
New York gripped in fear
as sun and Sam take their toll.
Neither good nor bad.

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By Matthew Erickson

Hello, here are a few more of those snappy little movie review haikus. First up is a block of Quentin Tarantino flicks:

Jackie Brown
Pam Grier got it still
Quentin Caper deftly wove
soultastic soundtrack

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By Matthew Erickson

Here are a couple more Movie Review Haikus for you….

Lawrence of Arabia
Epic in all sense.
Sandstruck Brit get Arab Tribes
To fight for self rule.

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By Matthew Erickson

Here are some more of those tasty, little Movie Review Haikus for your reading pleasure…

StarDust
Beyond wall, falls Star
Witch, boy and bad prince seek her
Ends better than book

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By Matthew Erickson

Next
Predict my boredom.
Classic Dick turned sub-par Nick.
Can the editor.

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By Matthew Erickson

There Will Be Blood.
When oil flows beneath,
Fathers fail and Preachers reek.
Evil’s root laid bare.

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